- Me: Harry Potter is, like, the gateway fandom. You start reading the books, then all of a sudden you have a Sonic Screw driver, you're carrying salt everywhere and awkwardly in love with Sherlock Holmes and you don't really know how any of it happened, but you're pretty sure it started because Mr. and Mrs. Vernon Dursely of 4 Privet Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal thank you very much.
- Friend: I don't even know how to respond to that.
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i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love
“Deny thy corporation and refuse thy name badge.”
“A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet.”
“Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?”
I POSTED THIS WHEN I WAS STONED I HATE YOU ALL
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Reasons to date me:
- Standing next to me will most likely make you look gorgeous.
- Nobody will try to take me from you.
- I have no upper body strength so if you want to wrestle, you’ll always win.
- You’ll get a good laugh out of my extraordinary clumsiness
- If you happen to live on the country side, I’d make an excellent scarecrow.
- I can almost, kinda-sorta make food.
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Source: the-heart-of-ice
Pro-Gay religious counter-protesters at Atlanta Pride.
IT IS AGAINST MY RELIGION TO HATE.
PUT THAT ON A SHIRT.
Christianity: doing it correctly
Real Christians are legitimately good people.
Thank you, some other Christians then me finally get it! Victory!
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im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
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Source: girlhearted
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Source: xylophoney
Tentoo is all nonchalant with his “if you want” but on the inside you know he was like:
#’no pressure rose but if you say no i am probably going to walk into the ocean’ (via)
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